The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-03-07.
Mental Health from the original post:
"Your Honor, the defendant clearly violated the Wishes and Intentions Act, article 3 which states that, 'No genie or other wish-granting magical being may grant a wish against its primary, intended meaning without first obtaining the verbal confirmation of the wisher'. When my client wished for 'personal growth', this genie flouted the law by willfully ignoring my client's intent and granting the wish in an undesirable and gruesome way."
