Decorative intent

 

But really, does anyone actually know what to do with them?

Now you can

 

Oh no.

Spinning to sleep

 "I'm not out of ideas," I say.
Meanwhile, the ideas in my drafts notebook:

This is my lifecycle now

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-09-27.

Inexplicable

 

"I'm not sure I could even give a satisfactory description of how this fire works."

Flawed premise

 

"Do you take me for some kind of rube?"

Plain flavor

 

I'm still trying to convince them that this ad campaign isn't "too flashy" for their brand.