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2012-06-07

Family council


Interrogation Tuesday results:

How much do you care about the following: - Bears


If it were any less, it would be a negative number412%
2.2721%
meh927%
a fair amount1030%
Almost too much, really39%

How much do you care about the following: - Dinosaurs



If it were any less, it would be a negative number39%
2.2515%
meh824%
a fair amount1339%
Almost too much, really412%


How much do you care about the following: - Manila envelopes



If it were any less, it would be a negative number1236%
2.21030%
meh618%
a fair amount26%
Almost too much, really39%
How much do you care about the following: - The direction of the toilet paper roll



If it were any less, it would be a negative number13%
2.2412%
meh515%
a fair amount927%
Almost too much, really1442%
Which is the proper direction for toilet paper to roll?


Facing the wall13%
Away from the wall3091%
It doesn't matter (know that this is incorrect)26%


With only three incorrect answers out of 35, I'm pretty pleased with these results. Except, of course, when I think of you poor savages who are still doing it wrong or living in apathy on this important topic.

Which of the above would you most like to have on your bed sheets?



Bears515%
Dinosaurs618%
Manila envelopes412%
Properly-facing toilet paper rolls26%
Other1648%

OK, want a list of "other" bed sheet ideas? It might get disturbing.
  • A woman (So you've given up on the real thing?)
  • Bed sheets (Mind-blowing. Bravo.)
  • Chuck Norris riding a dinosaur, fighting a bear (I have no words)
  • Directions for life that change from time to time and direct according to my righteousness (For those of you bewildered by this remark, it's a reference to something in the Book of Mormon (the book, not the show))
  • He man - he was the last of the masters of the Universe
  • i can't tell if the word "above" was a trick or a typo.
  • If I put toilet paper on my sheets I might start wiping with them. So, that.
  • In my house we are too lazy to put the toilet paper on the thingy. So it just sits on the back of the toilet. This means that it faces neither towards the wall nor away from the wall. (And what exactly does this have to do with bedsheets?)
  • jellyfish
  • myself, when sleeping
  • nothing, keep it print free, geometric patterns or a nice floral are mildly acceptable
  • one color
  • Pictures of you
  • pikachu
  • some boring overly used plaid pattern
  • Star Trek
  • Stripes
  • you... o_o haha just kidding.............. o_o (You and the above remark of "pictures of you"-- enjoy that)

Have you ever



answered this question?2475%
forgotten which direction to put on pants?1134%
felt that there was some universal conspiracy against you, and only you?1444%
attempted to be part of a conspiracy against someone else?1547%
not answered this question?1031%

People may select more than one checkbox, so percentages may add up to more than 100%.

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