Frequent failure miles


Top caption of a single-panel cartoon in the form of an advertisement: "Start earning FREQUENT FAILURE MILES!" A bulleted list follows: "Education, Employment,  Relationships, Even your pathetic attempts at hobbies" A stick figure gives a feeble thumbs up with a sad smile and says, "Just a few more crushing disappointments and I'll have enough to start a new life in Alaska!"

Earn points. Bring your sadness to whole new places.

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