Do you know why I've stopped you today?

NARRATOR: In fact, he was a member of a longstanding family of evil masterminds, but was trying his hardest to branch out, and, whenever it wasn't too repulsive, to assimilate into mainstream American society. Events like this were extremely unhelpful, as they contributed to his social anxiety.

Nothing serious

Mental Health

"Other than the decapitation, there's nothing wrong with him," said the enthusiastic young doctor. "He's in fantastic shape for a headless guy."

Eat all the things

Sometimes the words won't come out right

So on those days, I post B-sides. 

I think I've moved on to post-humor. I don't know what's funny anymore.

Isn't it about time?

Re-run Monday! It's not actually exciting at all.

Who's comparing?

You won't get your deposit back