Prescription sandwiches

Get me out

I would steal a number of unreasonable things, and then give them away, to not have to be here.

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...from someone who has yet to produce any offspring whatsoever.

But I always thought...

This image is one of many illustrations for What The French?!, a book for French learners I've been co-authoring which will (hopefully) be on sale really soon. You can find out more (or see more awkward stick figures) at www.whatthefrench.com.

I'm a nice guy

Summer blockbusters

If any of you find someone who wants to direct this, I could have the script written in a day or two. 

The puns will be out of control.

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