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2024-02-07

Go home

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that makes you want to go home". Panel 2 of 3: a person drinks/has drunk the contents of the bottle and, with the last drop lingering on the mouth of said bottle as it's held over their mouth, thinks, "Wow, I really do want to go home." Panel 3 of 3: The person sits on the floor in a corner, the table from the first frame to their right. They still hold the bottle. Their expression is sad and forlorn. They think, "But I am home."

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Labels: juice

2024-02-06

Suspiciously so

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that makes you paranoid". Panel 2 of 3: a stick figure drinks/has drunk the contents of the bottle and, with the last drop lingering on the mouth of said bottle as it's held over their mouth, thinks, "This is good." The bottle's label now reads "NEVER SLEEP". Panel 3 of 3: A second figure stands nearby, making a sort of vague social acknowledgement but saying nothing. The first thinks with a troubled expression, "Too good." The bottle's label now reads "THEY'RE ALL AGAINST YOU".

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Labels: juice, medical trouble, psychological

2024-02-05

Does it work?

One person holds a huge juice box with a straw. The box is labeled "Juice that makes you say 'no'". A second person approaches and asks, "Does that stuff actually work?" The one holding the juice says, "Not really."

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Labels: juice, remake

2024-02-04

Motivational beverage

Panel 1 of 4: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice so good, you'd kill for more". Panel 2 of 4: A stick figure tips the bottle back and drinks deeply from it, thinking, "Is is that good, but I'll just buy more." Panel 3 of 4: A second figure says to the first, "Did you hear they discontinued that stuff? Good thing I stocked up." Panel 4 of 4: A closeup of the first person's face reacting to this new information. A dawning realization that troubles the mind. The person still holds the bottle of juice, of which only the upper text is visible in the frame: "Juice so good you'd kill". END

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Labels: death, juice, legal trouble

2024-02-03

Transformative juice

Panel 1 of 3: a hand holds a bottle. The label reads "Juice that turns you into a puddle". Panel 2 of 3: A stick figure tips the holds the bottle with a blank expression and thinks, "Marketing has gotten so weird." Panel 3 of 3: The figure tips back the bottle and drinks deeply. Nearby in the background, Grambo watches intently, hiding ineffectually behind a rock.

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Labels: grambo, juice, puddle

2024-02-02

Morbid musings

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that shows you a vision of how you will die". Panel 2 of 3: A stick figure tips the bottle back and drinks deeply from it, thinking, "Whoa. I gotta cut back." Panel 3 of 3: A second figure asks the first, "Oh hey, how's that juice?" The first, whose face is troubled, replies, "Huh. I forgot to pay attention to the flavor." The other says, "Because it showed you a vision—" The first interjects, "of the way I'm gonna die, yeah."

It's really too bad, because the juice itself is delicious.

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Labels: death, juice

2024-02-01

Tell the truth

Panel 1 of 2: A person stands at the edge of a room, holding a bottle labeled 'Juice that makes you tell the truth'; the bottle is empty except for a small amount of residue at the bottom. The person points to the bottle with their other hand and says, "Hey! Did you drink all my juice that makes you tell the truth?" A small speech bubble with an ellipsis comes from outside the panel. Panel 2 of 2: cut to the person spoken to in panel 1. They point towards the bottle and say, "There's some left at the bottom."

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Labels: juice

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