Amicable separation

Mental Health
The kitchen, Dr. Vandertramp thought, is where the mundane and the extraordinary mix. He stirred a pot of soup and eyed some simmering explosive materials on the back burner. Still, he tried not to take himself too literally, because he didn't want to accidentally mix the bouillon with the bomb paste. Or do I? he wondered. With his mother-in-law set to arrive for dinner in a half hour, he began to form a plan.


  1. Dear Dr. Vandertramp, Will my client enjoy it as much as your mother-in-law?

  2. Dr. Vandertramp guarantees satisfaction, as well as dissatisfaction. He never guarantees who will feel which.