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  1. I find you very funny. And I often get the urge to comment, but I don't because nobody else does, and I don't wanna be the first one to the party. Especially if there is no party, and it's just me hanging out awkwardly by myself in the comments section. But while I'm here I might as well tell you that I have a fantasy where I meet you, and you find me funny too, and we become friends. But really, I hope I don't meet you because you might not like me, and it would ruin the magic of my secret internet crush. I CAN'T HANDLE THAT KIND OF REJECTION. So let's keep this relationship the way it is, where you post funny things for me every day and I laugh at them from the safety of my secret stalker lair. Thanks.

    1. Whoa. I totally understand the reluctance to comment (most of the comments end up happening on facebook, and even then, they're sort of sparse). But, if you really do want to communicate, it wouldn't be out of the question. I can, of course, confirm that I am better when imaginary, but there you go.

  2. I'd like to disagree with Mr. Livingston, although I can't because he's existed in space before my very eyes so I never knew him as an imaginary friend....but I think he's pretty spiffy when not imaginary. In person he's much more...3-D? And still funny. Always funny. Always has been, always will be.