Found in the forest

 

Sasquatch is off the grid and does not carry cash.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2012-02-04 as a Mental Health entry.

Illusory illumination

 

Lightbulbs don't know ANYTHING.

What I'm here for

 

"I am open to suggestions."

Extreme weather preparedness

 

I'm known today for my comics*, but I like to think I'll be remembered for my brilliant inventions.

*my mom tells people about them, like, all the time

Welcome to my island

 

"I must confess I've been disappointed with the public's lack of response to my constant invitations."

Magic words

 

Terrible way to find out you have magical powers.

(First draft had 'bud' instead of 'pal', but I changed it so I wouldn't feel obligated to draw little buds on the branches.)

Uncertainty of ignorance

 

If the only thing I didn't know was that I knew everything, that would just be annoying.