Learning by doing

 

"If I do nothing and things still happen, none of them are my fault."

Doctor, it hurts

 

"Well, there goes my usual advice."

That's nice

 

Look in your heart

 

Nutrients can be used to produce more blood, so...

A belated promotion

 

 

"Please, sir, morale is low enough as it is."

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-11-08.

A legendary bird

 

The Bird of Truth is commonly confused with the Bird of Weirdly Evasive Replies.

My other hat

 

MY OTHER HAT WAS NOT CITED AS A PRIMARY REASON FOR MY FORMER SPOUSE'S DECISION TO SEPARATE