Language changes

On Tuesday, I asked you some questions, and here's what I got:

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you ____ ?

hold it against me953%
be a little creeped out424%
shrug; you get that all the time635%
contact the authorities212%
People may select more than one checkbox, so percentages may add up to more than 100%.
The "other"s deserve some mention and response:
--you seriously just quote a country "song"?
Actually, no, I guarantee this was part of a Flying Circus sketch long before it ever made its way 
into any country songs, which, by the way, I was not aware of.
--hold it against me, hold it against you. Wait.
It got confusing in the asking. Let's hug it out.

Red pill or blue pill?

I usually don't take pills from strangers.16%
I usually don't take pills from strangers, but you look nice.847%

And the "other"s:
I woke up from the matrix without even trying. I looked around at the dark sky and the lightning 
and figured that the imaginary world was better, especially since I live in an imaginary world 
within the imaginary world.
1 Red and 2 Pink...allergy season!

What makes you extraordinary? (in up to 10 words)
http://i.imgur.com/yj2Dy.jpg (That's indisputably awesome).
I don't know. I guess that I'm personable? (Unlike the majority of people, I guess)
i have opposable thumbs, and can walk on two legs (Are you an ape? That's pretty cool)
what are you, my mother? (Someone asks me this every week)
What it is that makes me extra ordinary is that (Someone just doesn't like word limits)
I don't know I'm beautiful. That's what makes me beautiful. (And I don't know that I'm responding to that)
Radiation (Good luck to you)
Practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, practice! (I guess, if you're into that)
What doesn't make me extraordinary? (Deadly snakes, for one)
i am probably the fastest cheese grater on the planet (Prove it)
I'm rarely late. 
I like puddle jumping! (Really? Everyone else is just pretending to try to get with you)
It is everything everything and nothing. And I always fly. 
Easily having the least witty answers on interrogation Tuesday. (You know, you'd be surprised)
I am pretty and witty (Well, I pity any girl who isn't you)
I can sing the greek alphabet (You know exactly how to impress me)

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