Hair of the dog that bit the hand that snatched two defeats from the bush


Person one, concerned at the haggard appearance of person two: "You feeling OK, dude?" Person two holds a steaming mug printed with the text "Days are bad" and says, "I was up late mixing metaphors. / It was like one big muddled simile but worse."

I couldn't draw a tortoise, so this is what I have for you today.

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