A serious setback

The persistence of the persistence of memory

Is Routinadrol™  right for me?
Let me answer that question with another question: if it weren't right for you, would you be seeing this commercial right now?
No more stupid questions. Demand your own prescription today.

Pastries to stare at

"Hello, yes, you've reached The Male Glaze. Would you like to place an order?"
___"I'm just calling to see if you still have any of those, um, sculptures for sale."
"Sir, I think you've got the wrong number. 'Male Gaze Phallocentric Pottery', right?"
___"Oh, how embarrassing."
"Not at all. Happens all the time. I can give you their number, if you like."

Nihilist dad jokes #6

Obvious signs

Feel-good shortage

The next day

It's always a long wait for the other 364 days to pass.