To be a Lobsterman in love

I just remembered that Valentine's Day is a thing!

Don't worry, though. I got you covered. There's more on the way, too.
Feel free to share these with those you love. Just don't forget to tell them where they can find more love (that's right: at crustaceansingles.com. Seriously, though, please do send people here. Send help. And snacks.) 

Mental Health
Roses are not necessarily red,
We actually named an entire color after violets, so who's calling them blue? 
And this is not necessarily a declaration of love,
Except who am I kidding? I'm super into you. 


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